-> "Imitation"
Original Song Title:
"Affirmation"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Imitation"
Parody Written by:
Flip Carlson
The Lyrics
I believe in wearing shirts and pants that are too tight for you
I believe that I'm a fruit and Daniel Jones is a fruit too
I believe that I can sing about anything in this world
I believe that thick black glasses make look more like a nerd
I beieve that some people can cook without a recipe
I believe that having wings can make you feel completely free
I believe you're always getting twice of what you give returned
I believe that "Affirmation" is better than "Crash and Burn"
I believe the grass is always greener on the other side
I believe your songs can sell even you don't know how to rime
I believe your family is better than a pile of rocks
I believe that Santa makes his elves go near the smelling socks
I believe you should watch out for people that have caught the flu
I believe that baked-beans tastes like crap because they're good for you
I believe in eves-dropping without telling that you are there
Watching Regis Philbin aask "who wants to be a millionaire?"
I believe you're always getting twice of what you give returned
I believe that "Affirmation" is better than "Crash and Burn"
I believe the grass is always greener on the other side
I believe your songs can sell even you don't know how to rime
I believe a locksmith has the key to all the locked doors
I believe the weather's bad cause they want us to watch TV more
I believe that God created Earth but not the human race
I believe you should kick back if someone kicks mud in your face
I believe you're always getting twice of what you give returned
I believe that "Affirmation" is better than "Crash and Burn"
I believe the grass is always greener on the other side
I believe your songs can sell even you don't know how to rhyme
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