Song Parodies -> For the Third Time (Ralph Nader)
| Original Song Title: | "For the First Time" |
| Original Performer: | Rod Stewart |
| Parody Song Title: | "For the Third Time (Ralph Nader)" |
| Parody Written by: | Hu's On First |
Is that the guy
For President
He went Green back in 2000
And indie ever since
First time choice of Michael Moore
But he had to do without it in '04
For the third time Nader's way behind the lead
For the third time, he won't win "at any speed"
I can't believe he thinks he'll be
Celebrating victory
He'll be feeling all the let-down
For the third time
He thought that Gore
He thought that Bush
Were the same person, it didn't matter
If he gave the race a "push"
It's all so strange
George made it in
'Cause the Consumer Advocate helped him win
For the third time, he's a diamond in the rough
Did you hear him, say Barack's not black enough?
In that statement I can see
Morissette-like irony
And it got Ralph some attention
For the third time
Such a long time I had given up
Him spoiling this election ever again
But he's back with us now
Yes, it happened somehow
Will he make more crazy gaffes?
For the third time Nader's way behind the lead
For the third time, he won't win "at any speed"
I can't believe he thinks he'll be
Celebrating victory
He'll be feeling all the let-down
For the third time
For President
He went Green back in 2000
And indie ever since
First time choice of Michael Moore
But he had to do without it in '04
For the third time Nader's way behind the lead
For the third time, he won't win "at any speed"
I can't believe he thinks he'll be
Celebrating victory
He'll be feeling all the let-down
For the third time
He thought that Gore
He thought that Bush
Were the same person, it didn't matter
If he gave the race a "push"
It's all so strange
George made it in
'Cause the Consumer Advocate helped him win
For the third time, he's a diamond in the rough
Did you hear him, say Barack's not black enough?
In that statement I can see
Morissette-like irony
And it got Ralph some attention
For the third time
Such a long time I had given up
Him spoiling this election ever again
But he's back with us now
Yes, it happened somehow
Will he make more crazy gaffes?
For the third time Nader's way behind the lead
For the third time, he won't win "at any speed"
I can't believe he thinks he'll be
Celebrating victory
He'll be feeling all the let-down
For the third time
Poor Ralphie...I almost feel sorry for the guy, he tries so hard to get elected but he never wins. He just "tilts the table" sometimes...
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Looks like "Dexy's Midnight 1-ers" showed up without explaining why. An offended Nader supporter maybe?
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