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Song Parodies -> "If You Would Have Stayed Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"If We Fall in Love Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"If You Would Have Stayed Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Michi

The Lyrics

Pain flows like a river
Just keeps on giving me all these memories
Shame, I'm so heartbroken
So now you're gonna open come to my guillotine

And now, decapitation waits for you
Too bad that everything we dreamed
Has blown away
You just couldn't stay
Now I'm gonna take you down

Darlin' if, if you would have stayed tonight
You would have been all right
Your life was in good hands
But now you, you had to walk away
Why couldn't you have stayed
And just give me a chance?
I guess you'll just have to die, stupid jerk

Blame, it's all your fault this time
I can can see it in your eyes
I know you're wondering
Why I changed
Cause you won't be mine
But now I'll have you all the time
On my fireplace

And now
Decapitation waits for you
Too bad that everything we dreamed
Has blown away
You just couldn't stay
Now I'm gonna take you down

Darlin' if, if you would have stayed tonight
You would have been all right
Your life was in good hands
But now you, you had to walk away
Why couldn't you have stayed
And just give me a chance?
I guess you'll just have to die, stupid jerk

Honey I don't
I don't want you to have any doubts
About me
You couldn't make me happy
You're gonna pay
Baby I'm so
Tired of this run around
I can't wait another moment
I'm gonna lose control

Darlin' if, if you would have stayed tonight
You would have been all right
Your life was in good hands
But now you, you had to walk away
Why couldn't you have stayed
And just give me a chance?

Darlin' if, if you would have stayed tonight
You would have been all right
Your life was in good hands
But now you, you had to walk away
Why couldn't you have stayed
And just give me a chance?
I guess you'll just have to die, stupid jerk
(to fade)

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