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Song Parodies -> "Two Lane Fatboy"

Original Song Title:

"Two Lane Blacktop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rob Zombie

Parody Song Title:

"Two Lane Fatboy"

Parody Written by:

Gary 'N' Jim

The Lyrics

The only parody that ever came from both me or Jim. We lacked the creativity or the drive ot do anymore. Too bad for us.
Where I'm goin', never been slim
Met an ugly girl, took her for a big mac
This ugly girl talked
FatBoy don't walk
Twenty bucks between 'em just to buy some fries

FatBoy
FatBoy
FatBoy
FatBoy Rollin'

Were goin, to do no exercise
Zero to a sixty very greasy pies
Went down an' sat
Glass o' beer, scot o' fat

Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
FatBoy rollin'

Come on baby, I ain't lazy
Come on baby, Feed me up, feed me up!
Come on baby, cook it baby
Come on baby, chew it up, chew it up!

Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
FatBoy rollin'

Where ya goin', a to the pie place
Goin' there, an' stuffin mah face
Open Lada '68
Nothin there, he just ate

Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
FatBoy rollin'

Come on baby, I ain't lazy
Come on baby, Feed me up, feed me up!
Come on baby, cook it baby
Come on baby, chew it up, chew it up!

Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
Come on!
FatBoy
FatBoy rollin'

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