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Original Song Title:

"Rock DJ"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"CIA Song"

Parody Written by:

MarthaDTox

The Lyrics

Conspiracy theories make you feel weary
you've heard it all before
such a terrible bore
the Illuminati are uppin the anti
and the Bilderberg Group are keepin score
Its no joke
stop smokin that dope
go man those barricades
the world's in a mess you've got to get dressed
no time for gettin laid

Don't you realise it's almost too late
cos the world is spinnin out of control
global warming is just the beginning
you've got much more to save than your soul

We don't want the C.I.A
they're always playin with loaded dice
we've gotta stop the C.I.A
cos they're makin us pay the price

quakes and floods
and rivers of mud
it's not some groovy
disaster movie
it's all too real
there's no Kyoto deal
forget emissions trading
you'll be paying in blood
you don't know what to do
let me give you a clue
we've got to cut pollution
it's all goin wrong
just hear my song
cos you are the solution

don't you realise it's almost too late
cos the world is spinnin out of control
global warming is just the beginning
you've got much more to save than your soul

we don't want the C.I.A.
they're always playing with loaded dice
gotta stop the C.I.A.
cos they're makin us pay the price

we don't want the C.I.A.
they're always playing with loaded dice
gotta stop the C.I.A.
cos they're makin us pay the price

you must be feelin thirsty
I guess it's time to call it a night
do you wanna just get down and dirty
cos if you're diggin it
that's all right

don't you want the band to play?
Cos they're makin you feel so nice
I know they're gonna blow you away
they'll make you wanna stay up all night (4 times)

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