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Song Parodies -> "Robbie's Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Rock DJ"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Robbie's Gay"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

Well, I realised I hated Robbie Williams since I saw the video for this song. If you're unused to a sleazy drug addict who strips off his flesh to impress chicks, I would advise you not to watch the video for "Rock DJ".
Guys on a floorshow
Takes it up the torso
Girls sodomised
And boys even more so
Wave your hands if you can't be a slut
Can you take it (up the butt)
I got (d***)
You got (ass)
But I won't touch your body
I'm not gay
I won't stick it in the butt
Even if you like it, Robbie

Show your head I will lob it
Come out of the closet
And I won't cut your hand
Ever seen that crap video
Where he's naked, girls say no
They know he's a gay man

We all know that Robbie's gay
And he looks like he's forty-five
Why don't you come out as gay
Cause it won't be long til you die

Planning in my classes
Coming out in masses
He gives head
Takes it up his asses
Come out quietly
I'll be quite polite
But if they don't come out
Then I'll scream and shout
Got no love for any kind of woman
It's time to come out, Robbie
If you can't get girls but your best friend can
It's time to come out, Robbie

I don't wanna seem crazy
But I'd be plain lazy
If I had no damn plan
I have seen him wake up
Put on girly makeup
I know he's a gay man

We all know that Robbie's gay
And he looks like he's forty-five
Why don't you come out as gay
Cause it won't be long til you die

Coming out ain't easy
Some people are sleazy
Every night
Coming out ain't easy
But if they accept it
It's alright

Come on

We all know that Robbie's gay
And he looks like he's forty-five
Why don't you come out as gay
Cause it won't be long til you die

We all know that Robbie's gay
And he looks like he's forty-five
Why don't you come out as gay
Cause it won't be long til you die

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 4

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Jason - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
The pacing is good, but I just didn't like the concept. 5/3/3.
simmy - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
s h i t rob dont deserve this
Diddims - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
You have a right to dislike Robbie Williams, but I don't like how you use the word "gay". As if it's something bad to be gay. Good pacing, but I don't find this at all funny and I don't like the message.
kibby - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
thats just plain disrepectfull - seems like your pretty angry - get a life lol.
Rob - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
asshole
Ned - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Criticize this all you want. I'm kinda over the video.
Paul Warren - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Now...make a parody video with guys skating around him and once he takes off his skin, they react to puking and also have him take his skull apart and then have the DJ love his skull head.
Eve - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
It doesn't flow, it's not funny & Rob's NOT gay so the whole premise is wrong! Don't quit your day job.

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