-> "Bagels"
Original Song Title:
"Angels"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bagels"
The Lyrics
I sit and wait
When a waiter, comes with a large plate
And sets it down
The breakfasts that I've had
Sometimes it's old, but then I've been told
That sensation, when the foods not cold
So when I'm running out of bread
And the water tastes like lead
And the only thing I said
I want more bagels instead
CHORUS:
And to top it all, they offer me selection
Between rye, wheat or tradition
Whether it's cheap or not
And loads of butter are
The only thing they serve me
Not the soup or the baked beans
But I don't complain, cuz it really suits me,
I'm eating bagels again
When I need to eat
Well I just walk down, to the end of the street, and walk right in
And I know what I will order right then
And as the hunger grows
I'll just order 'nother roll
And when that one arrives
One more bagel I will find
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