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Song Parodies -> "R. Kelly WISHES He Could Turn Back Time"

Original Song Title:

"If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"R. Kelly WISHES He Could Turn Back Time"

Parody Written by:

My name is Kenny

The Lyrics

Cops came up and arrested me today
And they're saying, I was screwing some girl on tape
So now they're taking, taking me off to court
Because they caught me, with child porn

If I could turn, turn back the hands of time
I'd destroy that tape, and things would be fine
I should have burned, burned that video of mine
Now I'm lookin at, doin' hard time

Funny, how I'm losing my whole world
For messing around with an underage girl
Oh my, oh my, oh my, really deep shit is what I'm in
They're gonna lock me away, for the next century

If I could turn, turn back the hands of time
I wouldn't screw girls who, are eight or nine
Wish I had learned, learned not to pull sex crimes
'Cause now the whole world, thinks I'm slime

And they say I'm a perv and I'm dangerous
But I, I, don't think it's so wrong, what's the big deal?
But now I'm facing the rest of my life in jail,
Oh no-o-o-o!

Wish I could turn, turn back the hands of time
And I wish I could say, that tape isn't mine
Whoa, wish I could turn, turn back the hands of time
They're gonna sue me for, every last dime

I wouldn't touch her (Wish I could turn back)
Never grab a feel (Wish I could turn back)
Make sure I'm not identified (Wish I could turn back)
If I could turn back the hands

There'd be nothing I wouldn't do to keep
(Wish I could turn back)
That little girl away from me
(Wish I could turn back)
Now her lawyers will tear me apart,
(Wish I could turn back the hands)
I know it
Oh, I'm screwwwwwwed

(Wish I could turn back)
Whoa, I'm gonna go to jail
(Wish I could turn back)
Could someone come loosen up, these cuffs on my hands
(These cuffs are hurting my hands)

I'm going down, yes I am
(Wish I could turn back)
Down to the penetentiary, yeah
(Wish I could turn back)
And I'm gonna stay right there 'til 2063
(Wish I could turn back the hands)

(Wish I could turn back)
Wish I could get some other sap to take the fall
(Wish I could turn back)
Wish I could pin this one some other guy
I'm screwwwwwwwed
So screwwwwwwwed
So screwwwwwwwed
I'm screwwwwwwwed...

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 13

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   11

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Erin - August 24, 2003 - Report this comment
HA! HA! HA! LOL! Funny,Funny ,FUNNY!
:) - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Francine - June 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I work with offenders and think and feel those words offensive and obnoxious.
Question - June 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I have to ask, how did a song manage to get 10 positive votes with just one positive comments. . hmm never ceses to amaze me
logiton - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
seems thats what happens when you hang out with Brews Peakton

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