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Song Parodies -> "I Believe I Can Pee"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Pee"

Parody Written by:

Holly and Stacey

The Lyrics

I used to think that I could not pee
And life was meaningless without wee
But now I know the meaning for the loo
It's something that we just don't have to use

If I can hear it
Then I can do it
If I just believe it
There's nothing to it

I believe I can pee
On the Statue of Liberty
Think about it every night and day
Get on a plane to the USA
Then I'll pee on the Statue's hind
Sorry big fellow, but you don't mind
I believe I can pee
I believe I can pee
I believe I can pee

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes taking a piss can seem so loud
There are places in this world I want to pee
The first one is the Statue of Liberty

If I can hear it
Then I can do it
If I just believe it
There's nothing to it

I believe I can pee
On the Statue of Liberty
Think about it every night and day
Spread my legs and let it spray
Then I'll pee on the Statue's hind
Sorry big fellow, but you don't mind
I believe I can pee
I believe I can pee
I believe I can pee

Yeah cos I believe in me

If I can hear it
Then I can do it
If I just believe it
There's nothing to it

I believe I can pee
On the Statue of Liberty
Think about it every night and day
Get on a plane to the USA
Then I'll pee on the Statue's height
Sorry big fellow, but you don't mind
I believe I can pee
I believe I can pee
I believe I can pee

I can pee
I can pee

Pee, pee, pee!

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