Song Parodies -> I Really Wanna Die

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Die"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Really Wanna Die"

Parody Written by:

I.M. Insane

I used to think that I could not go one
but now i'm con-fi-dent i've come undone
I have played all the cards that i've been dealt
No one knows that I exist so what the hell?
If I should swallow this dose of poison
at least I will be meeting Janis Joplin soon

I really wanna die
not sure if i'll wind up in the sky
put the nozzle up against my head
pull the trigger, soon I will be dead
I believe that I will, throw myself off of the Brooklyn Bri-ii-idge
I really wanna die
I really wanna die
ooh I really wanna die

Now let me tell you why i'm gonna do this s**t
It's cuz my life is going nowhere, and I can't handle it
I seem to be just some god awful joke
As a baby "kill me" were the first words I spoke
Even my father said that my hope's done
For my 18th birthday he bought me a shotgun

I really wanna die
not sure if i'll wind up in the sky
put the nozzle up against my head
pull the trigger, soon I will be dead
I believe that I will, throw myself off of the Brooklyn Bri-ii-idge
I really wanna die
I really wanna die
ooh I really wanna die

bridge
Cuz I believe in Eu-than-asia

I really need to get hold of ammo
So I won't have to see another tomorrow

I really wanna die
just wanna do away with my waste of breath
just do all it takes so I could be on time for my date with death
I just need to be free, just get out of this mi-sery
I really wanna die
man I just gotta die
it is time that I die
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