Song Parodies -> I Believe I Am Bi
| Original Song Title: | "I Believe I Can Fly" |
| Original Performer: | R. Kelly |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Believe I Am Bi" |
| Parody Written by: | Luminous Veil |
This is one more song in a large pool which is funny because of its homosexual content. I hope I don't offend people who are bi or gay, though I think this song is more about being gay than being bi.
I used to think that I loved only girls
But then along came he into my world
And now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on his strong and manly arms
[1]
If I can love him, then I can do him
If I just massage him, it's nothing to him
[2]
I believe I am bi
I believe I can touch his thighs
I think about him every night and day
Spread my legs like I am gay
I believe I am sore
My backside's just like a wide open door
I believe I am bi
I believe I am bi
I believe I am bi
Whenever I get sick of feeling girls
Sometimes I'd give a guy a whirl
There are sensuous and lovely girls I need
But first I'd want him all inside of me, oh
[Repeat 1]
[Repeat 2]
Hey, cuz I believe in him, oh
[Repeat 1]
[Repeat 2]
Hey, if I just spread my legs
I am bi
I am bi
I am bi, hey
If I just spread my legs
I am bi
Bi-eye-eye
But then along came he into my world
And now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on his strong and manly arms
[1]
If I can love him, then I can do him
If I just massage him, it's nothing to him
[2]
I believe I am bi
I believe I can touch his thighs
I think about him every night and day
Spread my legs like I am gay
I believe I am sore
My backside's just like a wide open door
I believe I am bi
I believe I am bi
I believe I am bi
Whenever I get sick of feeling girls
Sometimes I'd give a guy a whirl
There are sensuous and lovely girls I need
But first I'd want him all inside of me, oh
[Repeat 1]
[Repeat 2]
Hey, cuz I believe in him, oh
[Repeat 1]
[Repeat 2]
Hey, if I just spread my legs
I am bi
I am bi
I am bi, hey
If I just spread my legs
I am bi
Bi-eye-eye
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LOL... yet another great one for today...
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