Song Parodies -> I Believe I Can Die
| Original Song Title: | "I Believe I Can Fly" |
| Original Performer: | R. Kelly |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Believe I Can Die" |
| Parody Written by: | Dylan Baranski |
Hey, I know some others did parodies with this title already, but I had the idea long before they did. One time, I was in elementary school & I was riding the bus back from some field trip when some kids sang "I believe I can die, I've been shot by the F.B.I., all I wanted was a chicken wing, but they shot me at Burger King." I didn't know it, but at the time, I had my very first song parody idea. So, after years of sitting on it & then developing it further, here it is.
I'm waiting in line at the fast food joint.
The line is so long, but that's not the point.
Some federal agents crashed through the door.
They shot me & I ended up on the floor.
I think I'm dead, man.
Guess I should have ran.
I really do believe that it really sucked, man.
I believe I can die,
I've been shot by the F.B.I.
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
But they shot me at Burger King.
I believe that I'm dead,
They took aim & shot me in the head.
I believe I can die. (repeat this line x3)
I'm waiting at the pizza joint for some guy.
He was king of Egypt, and that's no lie.
But the delivery guy pulled out a gun.
And then he shot me, and that was no fun.
I think I'm dead, man.
Guess I should have ran.
I really do believe that it really sucked, man.
I believe I can die,
I've been shot by the pizza guy.
All I wanted was to meet King Tut,
But he shot me at Pizza Hut.
I believe that I'm dead,
He took aim & shot me in the head.
I believe I can die. (repeat this line x3)
It was for no good reason, oh.
I think I'm dead, man.
Guess I should have ran.
I really do believe that it really sucked, man.
I believe I can die,
I've been shot by the F.B.I.
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
But they shot me at Burger King.
I believe that I'm dead,
They took aim & shot me in the head.
I believe I can die. (repeat this line x3)
Hey, if I get shot somehow,
I can die.
I can die.
I can die, hey.
If I get shot somehow,
I can die.
Die-ie-ie.
The line is so long, but that's not the point.
Some federal agents crashed through the door.
They shot me & I ended up on the floor.
I think I'm dead, man.
Guess I should have ran.
I really do believe that it really sucked, man.
I believe I can die,
I've been shot by the F.B.I.
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
But they shot me at Burger King.
I believe that I'm dead,
They took aim & shot me in the head.
I believe I can die. (repeat this line x3)
I'm waiting at the pizza joint for some guy.
He was king of Egypt, and that's no lie.
But the delivery guy pulled out a gun.
And then he shot me, and that was no fun.
I think I'm dead, man.
Guess I should have ran.
I really do believe that it really sucked, man.
I believe I can die,
I've been shot by the pizza guy.
All I wanted was to meet King Tut,
But he shot me at Pizza Hut.
I believe that I'm dead,
He took aim & shot me in the head.
I believe I can die. (repeat this line x3)
It was for no good reason, oh.
I think I'm dead, man.
Guess I should have ran.
I really do believe that it really sucked, man.
I believe I can die,
I've been shot by the F.B.I.
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
But they shot me at Burger King.
I believe that I'm dead,
They took aim & shot me in the head.
I believe I can die. (repeat this line x3)
Hey, if I get shot somehow,
I can die.
I can die.
I can die, hey.
If I get shot somehow,
I can die.
Die-ie-ie.
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I didn't do it!
Didn't do what? How can I accuse you of doing something if I don't even know what you did? Are you saying you're a pizza guy or something?
haha...i remember this song from 3rd grade....finally someone posted it...its been a couple years so i forgot some of teh parts lol
You remember this one? Strange, it seems that this song must've been done by a lot of elementary school kids.
There is another verse I heard that goes:
I believe I can die
Got shot by the ice cream guy
All I wanted was a popsicle
Got a trip to the hospital
I BELIVE I CAN DIE
This song was covered yesterday by a kid at a White Stripes secret show done @ a YMCA in Toronto. Not sure if he sang all the same lyrics but the FBI and chicken wings were included.
i heard the original song on the news & instantly thought of this one. but could not for the life of me remember how it went. thanks for helping me.
omg i remeber that song from our way back from minneapolis on a fieldtrip in 2nd grade i remember running home and telling my mom and she was really shocked i knew a song like that!! The best song when i was a kid.
where i come from no one has heard of you can you do something
lmao, I remember this from when I was about 9! Damn addictive song, so good it found it's way across the ocean to me in England
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