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Song Parodies -> "She's 13"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't sleep"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"She's 13"

Parody Written by:

k-twins

The Lyrics

girl I must have been crazy, to think that you were older
I must have been a fool, not to know it was illegal
and now your all alone and r.kelly"s coming out
when I never meant for this to end, you told me you were 23
sometimes girls say things that they really don't mean
well, I'm sorry baby, bring your young butt back to me
(chorus)
she's 13 baby(hold up)
she's 14 baby(no way)
she's 15 baby(ok)
but I know that it's not right
I wanna go on baby
but you know that it's not wrong baby
the police can't do nothing if we(don't get caught)
and the media can't do nothing if we(don't get caught)


Though you must admit, that things got out of hand
when you told your friends
that I was your dad
I should have never touched you from the very first start
cause I never meant for this to end
now I'm hitting on your friend
oh, sometimes girls say things that they really don't mean
you should be sorry baby
cause you told your pops bout me


Repeat Chorus

Bridge

baby cause you talked about us
look where I'm at right now
now that you told my baby
I might be serving your age

Repeat Chorus

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Oooh, nasty! DKTOS, but it's refreshing to see a song talking about this particular child-molesting R&B singer, and not the other one.
Raymond H - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
WTF, yo that shit was off the hook, i gave you all 5's

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