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Song Parodies -> "I Believe I Can Fart"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fart"

Parody Written by:

Birdski05

The Lyrics

This song was written as a joke on a class trip. On the way home on the bus we were watching Space Jam and someone let one loose during R. Kelly's song at the begining
I used to think baked beans were not all bad
And four and half cans I always had
But now I know the meaning of that tune
That tells the dangers of beaning too soon
If I can feel it, But I can't do it
If I try to push it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can fart
I can feel my ass rip apart
I know I do it every night and day
Spread my cheeks it flies away
And the stench it will soar
See y'all running for the nearest door
I believe I can fart
I believe I can fart
I believe I can fart

See I was on the verge of gaging down
Sometimes the farts you have can be so loud
The smells is like a rancid fish, you see
And yet I know it starts inside of me
If I can feel it, But I can't do it
If I try to push it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can fart
I can feel my ass rip apart
I know I do it every night and day
Spread my cheeks it flies away
And the stench it will soar
See y'all running for the nearest door
I believe I can fart
I believe I can fart
I believe I can fart
Copyright Birdski05 and Birdsnest Productions

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mufasa - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody, but next time can you finish the whole parody, i know the rest is repeated stuff with the choir but still
Dylan Baranski - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody! Too bad I'm not very fond of beans. If only there were some other food that produced flatulence just as well...

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