Song Parodies -> Got Bit by a Horsefly
| Original Song Title: | "I Believe I Can Fly" |
| Original Performer: | R. Kelly |
| Parody Song Title: | "Got Bit by a Horsefly" |
| Parody Written by: | Ashkicksass |
I had no idea that a horsefly bite hurt so bad. And I am still bitter.
I used to never be afraid of bees
And mosquitoes they didn't frighten me
But then the whole world changed on Saturday
A horsefly came and took it all away
I didn't see it, I didn't shoo it
It came out of nowhere, almost saw through it
Got bit by a horsefly
It came at me straight from the sky
I was just sitting eating a Cheeto
Bastard tried to eat my soul
First it bit my chin
Then the asshole bit me once again
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
I didn't know how bad horsefly bites hurt
But I soon learned - that stupid little jerk
And when the sucker took a chunk of me
I nearly passed out underneath that tree
I didn't see it, I didn't shoo it
It came out of nowhere, almost saw through it
Got bit by a horsefly
It came at me straight from the sky
I was just sitting eating a Cheeto
Bastard tried to eat my soul
First it bit my chin
Then the asshole bit me once again
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
I wish I could pluck its wings
Bad horsefly
Bad horsefly
Bad horsefly, hey
Wish I could pluck its wings
Bad horsefly
Horsefly-eye
And mosquitoes they didn't frighten me
But then the whole world changed on Saturday
A horsefly came and took it all away
I didn't see it, I didn't shoo it
It came out of nowhere, almost saw through it
Got bit by a horsefly
It came at me straight from the sky
I was just sitting eating a Cheeto
Bastard tried to eat my soul
First it bit my chin
Then the asshole bit me once again
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
I didn't know how bad horsefly bites hurt
But I soon learned - that stupid little jerk
And when the sucker took a chunk of me
I nearly passed out underneath that tree
I didn't see it, I didn't shoo it
It came out of nowhere, almost saw through it
Got bit by a horsefly
It came at me straight from the sky
I was just sitting eating a Cheeto
Bastard tried to eat my soul
First it bit my chin
Then the asshole bit me once again
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
I wish I could pluck its wings
Bad horsefly
Bad horsefly
Bad horsefly, hey
Wish I could pluck its wings
Bad horsefly
Horsefly-eye
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The word "bastard" makes me giggle anyway...but for some reason, applying it to that hooligan horsefly made it 10 times funnier! 5s, dear!
Thanks baby! Now that I read it again, it seems pretty harsh. But I was SO MAD when it happened. First he bit me on the chin, and then on the arm. It was insane...
I hope you've learned your lesson, Ash....don't eat Cheetos underneath trees! :-) 555 and well done!
You had EVERY right to be pissed...those buggers HURT!
That's hilarious! I really love that "didn't shoo it/almost saw through it" couplet -- it just makes me laugh out loud. And I love 'bastard' -- the harshness of it is what makes it so funny: you sitting there innocently eating your little Cheetos when a soul-snatching servant of Satan suddenly shatters your solitude...
Thanks Kristof. I really was just siting there eating a Cheeto. I still can't believe it. And Leo, LOL. He WAS a soul-snatching servant of Satan! And he was a bastard.
the original song is what bites, but i love the parody...5s
DKTOS, but them horseflies are such little bastards that I'll give you some fives just out of human solidarity.
From an account of what the Founding Fathers had to put up with during the hot spring and summer in Philadelphia in 1776:
"The moment the door was shut, and it was always kept locked, the room became an oven. The tall windows were shut, so that the loud quarreling voices could not be heard by passersby. Small openings atop the windows allowed a slight stir of air, and also a large number of horseflies. Jefferson records that "the horseflies were dexterous in finding necks and the silk of stockings was nothing to them." All discussing was punctuated by the slap of hands on necks."
"The moment the door was shut, and it was always kept locked, the room became an oven. The tall windows were shut, so that the loud quarreling voices could not be heard by passersby. Small openings atop the windows allowed a slight stir of air, and also a large number of horseflies. Jefferson records that "the horseflies were dexterous in finding necks and the silk of stockings was nothing to them." All discussing was punctuated by the slap of hands on necks."
HILARIOUS! I feel your pain. I too get a good belly laugh out of the word bastard. I am so glad you were able to endure so you could write this awesome parody! 555
Actually, based on your parody, I probably should have called it a "soul SNACKING servant of Satan"...
Al - yeah - the original song is totally cheezy. That's why I picked it to go with my ire, thanks! And Johnny / Dr. D, thanks for the solidarity, and the history lesson. Now if I just would have known ONE of your songs today! Cookie, thanks, I miss you! I'm still bitter that you can't get on the site as often. And Princess Leo, how about snatching, snacking, stupid soul sucking bastard servant of Satan?
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