-> "Got Bit by a Horsefly"
Original Song Title:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Got Bit by a Horsefly"
The Lyrics
I used to never be afraid of bees
And mosquitoes they didn't frighten me
But then the whole world changed on Saturday
A horsefly came and took it all away
I didn't see it, I didn't shoo it
It came out of nowhere, almost saw through it
Got bit by a horsefly
It came at me straight from the sky
I was just sitting eating a Cheeto
Bastard tried to eat my soul
First it bit my chin
Then the asshole bit me once again
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
I didn't know how bad horsefly bites hurt
But I soon learned - that stupid little jerk
And when the sucker took a chunk of me
I nearly passed out underneath that tree
I didn't see it, I didn't shoo it
It came out of nowhere, almost saw through it
Got bit by a horsefly
It came at me straight from the sky
I was just sitting eating a Cheeto
Bastard tried to eat my soul
First it bit my chin
Then the asshole bit me once again
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
Got bit by a horsefly
I wish I could pluck its wings
Bad horsefly
Bad horsefly
Bad horsefly, hey
Wish I could pluck its wings
Bad horsefly
Horsefly-eye
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