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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Still Growing Guy"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Still Growing Guy"

Parody Written by:

Kim L

The Lyrics

No cheese in this one. It's still about food though. Uh-oh.
I used to think that K Mart was a maze
that food was there to get me through the days
But now I know the meaning of cuisine
Oh come on, I only want another lima bean...

If I can eat it, then I can cook it
If I just reheat it, there's nothing to it

I'm a still growing guy
I believe I can eat a pie
Steak and kidney is my favourite one
Eating pies is so much fun
I believe there are more
I eat them til I won't fit through the door
I'm a still growing guy!
I'm a still growing guy!
I'm a still growing guy....

See, I was on the verge of getting thin
Sometimes I nearly ate things out of bins
There are particles of meat between my teeth
Oh wait, those are the remnants of last week's....

whoa, whoa

If I can eat it, then I can cook it
If I just reheat it, there's nothing to it

I'm a still growing guy
I believe I can eat a pie
Steak and kidney is my favourite one
Eating pies is so much fun
I believe there are more
I eat them til I won't fit through the door
I'm a still growing guy!
I'm a still growing guy!
I'm a still growing guy....

Cause I'm a fiend for food....

If I can eat it, then I can cook it(I can cook it)
If I just reheat it, there's nothing to it

I'm a still growing guy
I believe I can eat a pie
Steak and kidney is my favourite one
Eating pies is so much fun
I believe there are more
I eat them til I won't fit through the door
I'm a still growing guy!
I'm a still growing guy!
I'm a still growing guy....

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MattD - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't fault it, Kim - nice one!

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