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Song Parodies -> "Net's So Slow"

Original Song Title:

"Tempo Slow"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Net's So Slow"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

I couldn't stand the slower speed whenever I surf on the internet, so I wrote a song telling about the bad internet speeding.
What's up, net freaks
I know what you're thinking
Whatever speed you're going on
Slower connections are just nowhere

Net's so slow, feeling low
Wish I should've had broadband, because i'm always on

Step into net territory
and let the surfing begin
Don't be afraid
Just let the e-mailing and IMs in
Let the passion lead you to a place beyond
Exploring the computer, having way too much fun


All the surfers say
All the hackers say


Surfing's not so simple, so very simple
when you get slow connect
But when broadband starts to flow
You'll be surfing every day and night
satisfying mouse's appetite

(chorus 2x)

Online shopping tells us what we want
Celeb bios unravel secrets unknown
Team news tells us what's in store for them
Come and take a ride with the Broadband chemistry

(chorus 3x)

So my advice to you: choose Hi-speed or Broadband instead.

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Leah Lockhart - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, how I loathe my dial-up! BTW, anyone else having trouble with the "latest comments" link?
Rick D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, it's been quirky, Leah.

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