What's up, net freaks
I know what you're thinking
Whatever speed you're going on
Slower connections are just nowhere

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Net's so slow, feeling low
Wish I should've had broadband, because i'm always on

Step into net territory
and let the surfing begin
Don't be afraid
Just let the e-mailing and IMs in
Let the passion lead you to a place beyond
Exploring the computer, having way too much fun

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All the surfers say
All the hackers say

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Surfing's not so simple, so very simple
when you get slow connect
But when broadband starts to flow
You'll be surfing every day and night
satisfying mouse's appetite

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Online shopping tells us what we want
Celeb bios unravel secrets unknown
Team news tells us what's in store for them
Come and take a ride with the Broadband chemistry

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