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Song Parodies -> "I Believe I Will Fry"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe I Will Fry"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

to be sung by R Kelly
I used to think my life can not go on
but then I found out about kiddie porn
and now I know the meaning of true love
but I forgot to make my hard drive files gone

If I just see it
I cannot do it
'cause I really need it
but now I cant view it

I believe I will fry
I believe for 20 years to life
I like to watch it every night and day
(un)zip my fly and masterbate
now I just want it more
I see those children lying on the floor
I believe I will fry
I believe I will fry
I believe I will fry

see children are so young and all around
then police sirens came to my house
but I said inside that tape it wasnt me
even though my face people did see

If I just see it
I cannot do it
'cause I really need it
but now I cant view it

I believe I will fry
I believe for 20 years to life
I like to watch it every night and day
(un)zip my fly and masterbate
now I just want it more
I see those children lying on the floor
I believe I will fry
I believe I will fry
I believe I will fry

If I just see it
I cannot do it
'cause I really need it
but now I cant view it

I believe I will fry
I believe for 20 years to life
I like to watch it every night and day
(un)zip my fly and masterbate
now I just want it more
I see those children lying on the floor
I believe I will fry
I believe I will fry
I believe I will fry

If I just see it
I cannot do it
'cause I really need it
but now I cant view it
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 15

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Mike Florio - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
did anyone else see that new song today? This parody is gross now? At least mine is being rated in the 4s and yours is in the 1s, so I wouldnt be talking! and the titles are different, infact you didnt even need to mention my song...
Junior - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Mike, here....see the beginning notes, "to be sung by R Kelly"....if you've been keeping up with entertainment news, you'd most likely know what's going on...
Mike Florio - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes! Thank you Junior...
I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha! Ha! :)

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