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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Hurls"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Hurts"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Hurls"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

When the night is young, and a guy, is dancing close
When you're sure you've had enough, of your drink, well hang on


"We need some Mop-n-Glo," he whispered with a sigh,
"Cause everybody hurls, sometimes!"

Sometimes everything comes out wrong
Now I'm part of Sponge's song
Head's been spinning for so long (hold on, hold on)
If you think your chunks will blow (hold on)
When you think you've had too much, of your drink, well hang on


Everybody hurls! Take comfort in your bed.
Everybody hurls! Don't throw up in bed! Oh no! Use the bucket instead!
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

If you're near some plants, and you think, the Seacrets Pain was strong
When you know you've had too much, of your drink, well hang on

Well everybody hurls, sometimes!
Your lunch just starts to fly! And everybody hurls, sometimes!

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 16

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Copy-Cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
Jeff Reuben - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Can't please everybody (although this song wasn't copied off anything).

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