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Song Parodies -> "Losing My Erection"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Losing My Erection"

Parody Written by:

Papageno

The Lyrics

Well it seems like theres no shortage of songs about this topic on the website, some more graphic, but a funny one comes along and they give it the axe. Hopefully they'll find the humor in it and post it this time.
Oh wife, at dinner
I kidded with you
That you don't want me
Can't help that I'm an old dude
It takes me seven tries
Oh I don't get enough
It softens up

Thats me in the corner
Thats me with a stopwatch
Losing my erection
Trying to keep up for you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh I don't get enough
The seven second love
I thought that I heard you moaning
I thought that I heard you scream
I think I thought I saw you cry

Gettin' so bitter
I can't afford Viagra
I'm losing my insurance
Thats why I bought a toy for you
So you can get some 'til I can go, go
Oh I don't get enough
It shrivels up
Consider this
Consider this
My love life's a memory
Consider this I'm stiffed
I fought with my ED and failed
Me and all my fantasies
I'm flailing around
But now I've had enough
I thought that I heard you moaning
I thought that I heard you scream
I think I thought I saw you cry

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
Thats me in the corner
Thats me with a stopwatch
Losing my erection
Trying to keep up for you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh I don't get enough
The seven second love
I thought that I heard you moaning
I thought that I heard you scream
I think I thought I saw you cry

But that was just a dream
Lie, cry, why try?
That was just a dream
Just a dream, just a dream
Dream

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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 4   1
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 5   11
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Top notch - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Hard not to vote 5's for this. Very humorous take on the original. Hope you record this for Demento. Really
Papageno - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Hehe thanks, but I'm afraid I don't have much of a recording voice, but anyone who wants to try and record it go ahead. I'd love to hear it. I'm just glad they finally allowed it to be posted here, it was denied several times despite the fact that songs about more graphic topics than this are on the site. Anyway this ones been in the back of my mind for a long time i finally put it down.
Meriadoc - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Here's three five minutes sessions for ya... ;-)
Yoidy - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Take 555 viagras and call me in the morning.
Tommy Turtle - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Never listened to the OS all the way through cuz it sounded too stupid. Your version is much better. Funny title switch and about what the OS deserves.... I saw your comment at "Erections In Old Men Imperiled" 3w.amiright.com/parody/70s/gordonlightfoot78.shtml and replied there.

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