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Song Parodies -> "All the Sheep Will Scream"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Sleep, I Dream"

Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"All the Sheep Will Scream"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

a story about animal sacrifice... this is how the song would go if Slayer sang it...
The neighbors say it's pure corruption
To feel this need
These creatures that fill my dreams
Fluffy haired when it turns spring
You'll prob'ly think it's so obscene
They bay and bay, snip, snip, and bay
With one string, I can knit your tee
You'll leave all the pigs
Dig those sheep, Fred

Hot in the hay
In a heap
All the sheep will scream... yeah
Go fix yourself a cup of coffee
'Cause you don't want to watch them bleed

Well, my clothing will need new seams
It's clear I've stained my jeans
Upon the river that's streamin'
Decay, decay, rip, rip, away
The numbing has seized my heartache
Speaking with the dead
As the blood is spread

I will go
Down below
All the sheep will scream... yeah
Go fix yourself a cup of coffee
'Cause you don't want to watch this deed

I'm starting up a new corruption
Yet old as Eve
Your innocence I will partake
Ave ave Hotep ave
I'm hoping for a resurrection
Sutekh will awake
Feed the sheep right to my snake, ewes

Cleaved and are flayed
Blood will seep
All the sheep will scream... yeah
Tastes better with a cup of coffee
Now I've raised up the demon breed

They've come to stay
From the deep
All the people scream... yeah
Just finish up your cup of coffee
'Cause you are next, now start to plead

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Johnny D - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
For some unknown reason, the recurring references to "cup of coffee" make the entire parody even MORE macabre!
AFW - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Black humor with white sheep...wild and wooly.
MrMacphisto - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny and AFW! :)
Lionel Mertens - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
What does Hannibal have to say about this parody? 5's.
MrMacphisto - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel :)

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