When the day is done- and it's night
You had a couple drinks.
When you aren't sure you've had enough of that beer
well you have
From sober don't go,
Everybody trips and
everybody's drunk... somethimes

Sometimes when things are all wrong
you sing some Irish drinking songs.
And from sober state you go (you trip, fall down)
And if your pee has to go (hold on)
If you don't think you've had too much to drink,
well you have
Everybody's drunk.
Yes you and all your friends
everybody's drunk
don't throw your up
if you feel you're 'bout to fall
no, no, no more for you to drink

if you are on your own in a pub
you stay all night long
when you think you've had too much to drink,
call a cab

Well, everybody's drunk.. sometimes
Everybody trips, and everybody's drunk sometimes
and everybody's drunk sometimes
so, no more, no more, no more
(Everybody's drunk. You are not alone.)