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Song Parodies -> "Everybody's Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Hurts"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody's Drunk"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

Yeah, I know.. Not that great of an idea, but I thought of it when my Grandma got drunk a couple o' Months ago...
When the day is done- and it's night
You had a couple drinks.
When you aren't sure you've had enough of that beer
well you have
From sober don't go,
Everybody trips and
everybody's drunk... somethimes

Sometimes when things are all wrong
you sing some Irish drinking songs.
And from sober state you go (you trip, fall down)
And if your pee has to go (hold on)
If you don't think you've had too much to drink,
well you have
Everybody's drunk.
Yes you and all your friends
everybody's drunk
don't throw your up
if you feel you're 'bout to fall
no, no, no more for you to drink

if you are on your own in a pub
you stay all night long
when you think you've had too much to drink,
call a cab

Well, everybody's drunk.. sometimes
Everybody trips, and everybody's drunk sometimes
and everybody's drunk sometimes
so, no more, no more, no more
(Everybody's drunk. You are not alone.)
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Red Ant - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll trust you on the pacing Dominic. Is the line "Don't throw your up" intentional? That had me laughing so 5s all the same.
Dominic L. - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant, I made that line intentional because I needed another syllable in the line, and I kinda stole it from Davinci's Notebook who had the line "The up you thrown". Thanks for reading my parodies
Billy Boyd - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This was pretty good. I haven't heard the OS song in quite awhile, bit I'll trust you on the pacing. All 5's.
Stephen aka Step-chan - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
555. I had to look at the other ratings to see how the others determine the pacing of it. I have heard this song before several times, but not too much lately.
Dominic L. - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan

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