Song Parodies -> Loosing My Virginity
| Original Song Title: | "Loosing My Religion" |
| Original Performer: | REM |
| Parody Song Title: | "Loosing My Virginity" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Florio |
Mine is bigger
It's bigger than yours
And you are not me
The lengths that it will go to
As you get undressed
Oh no I've seen too much
I haven't seen enough
Thats me in the shower, Thats me in the bathroom loosing my virginity, trying to keep close to you and I don't think I could do it, Oh no I've seen too much, I haven't seen enough, I thought I heard you laughing, I thought I heard you scream, I thought I heard you try
Every whisper, of every waking hour, I'm choosing all my partners, trying to keep an eye on you, like I am to the wall, oh no I've seen too much, I haven't seen enough,
consider this, the hit of the century consider this, the one that brought me to my knees, what if all these fantasies came true, now I've seen too much, I thought I heard you laughing, I thought I heard you scream, I think I thought I heard you try,
But that was just a dream, That was just a dream!
It's bigger than yours
And you are not me
The lengths that it will go to
As you get undressed
Oh no I've seen too much
I haven't seen enough
Thats me in the shower, Thats me in the bathroom loosing my virginity, trying to keep close to you and I don't think I could do it, Oh no I've seen too much, I haven't seen enough, I thought I heard you laughing, I thought I heard you scream, I thought I heard you try
Every whisper, of every waking hour, I'm choosing all my partners, trying to keep an eye on you, like I am to the wall, oh no I've seen too much, I haven't seen enough,
consider this, the hit of the century consider this, the one that brought me to my knees, what if all these fantasies came true, now I've seen too much, I thought I heard you laughing, I thought I heard you scream, I think I thought I heard you try,
But that was just a dream, That was just a dream!
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That's a bloody good parady you've written there, Michael. I like it when Men sing about or compare dick sizes. That something my Dad does sometimes. Ha! Ha! :)
Gives a real scary feeling about loosing your virginity..
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