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R.E.M. (Rapid Excrement Movement) - Nightpooping
Nightpooping deserves a quiet night
The dump in the glovebox, taken years ago,
tucked behind a streetguide so no one knows.
The maplight reveals the poop like a wurst
Still it's not much cleaner.
I forgot my shit at the water's edge.
My pants are low tonight.
Nightpooping deserves a quiet night.
I'm not sure all these people understand.
It's not like years ago,
The fear of getting caught,
of recklessness and water.
They cannot see me naked.
These things, they go away,
Nightpooping, remembering that night.
Scott two-ply's coming soon.
I'm remodeling the bathroom
And what if there were two
Side by side toilets
Wouldn't that be fun?
One bright, white porcelain drum
could not cirscumscribe nightpooping.
Poo, I thought I knew you.
Poo I cannot judge.
Poo, I thought you knew me,
this one languishing quietly underneath my bed.
The plumbing rejects,
the bathroom light a reminder
Nightpooping deserves a quiet night, deserves a quiet night.
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