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Song Parodies -> "Food Is Her Religion"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

REM

Parody Song Title:

"Food Is Her Religion"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

My wife is bigger
She's bigger than you, and you outweigh me
The lengths that she will go to, to get a cherry pie
Oh no, she weighs too much
She weighs a ton

That's her with the corn curls
That's her with the Moon Pies, food is her religion
Tryin' to keep it from me
And she's just big enough to do it
Oh no, she eats too much, she never gets enough

I thought that I heard the doorbell
I thought that I heard it ring
I think it might be Pizza Hut

Every pretzel
Every lemon sour ball, chewing with a vengeance
Tryin' to keep it all from me
Like a fat sloppy snorting big pig
Oh no, she weighs too much, she weighs a ton

Consider her
Consider her the hog of the century
Consider me a wimp, crawling on my knees and beggin'
What if she would give me just one of those potato chips
She eats too much

I thought that I heard the doorbell
I thought that I heard it ring
I think this time it's Dominoes

Makes me want to scream
Drank up all the cream

That's her with the corn curls
That's her with the Moon Pies, scarfing all the Twinkies
Tryin' to keep it from me
And she's just big enough to do it
Oh no, she eats too much, she never gets enough

I thought that I heard the doorbell
I thought that I heard it ring
I thought it might be Jenny Craig
But that was just a dream
It's fries and pies and shakes and cakes
Low cal lean cuisine makes her scream
Just a dream, dream

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mac - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Lives up to this site's high standard of fat joke humor.
Birgitta - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I was falling out of my chair at "chewing with a vengeance"! Sooooo funny! : ) A+++
Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh this one is crazy insane and WACKED! And that's a good thing. 5's
alvin rhodes - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
damn, that song coulda been about my first wife...nice job..i love "fat" songs...5...5..5
David Chrenko - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thigh Fives! Really funny.
Meriadoc - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the Pizza Hut and Dominos lines the best. This is a hard song to parody and you did it beautifully!
Billy Florio - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Job man
Paul W. - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Just udderly scrumptious.I knew a guy that weighed, no lie, 500 pounds once.His snack between meals was 2 double Whoppers. a fish sandwich, double fries, double onion rings.And a DIET coke.I was seein' him as I read this. Terrific 555
sloatead - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
hmm, i guess it pays to know your audience. does this mean i'll have to do a fart song sometime?
Steven Cavanagh - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Nah, the gross-out songs here are never that mild :-) Great one sloaty.
Mark - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Great song. Best of its type ive seen for a long time. Keep it up!!!

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