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Song Parodies -> "Dodging Moose Collisions"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

REM

Parody Song Title:

"Dodging Moose Collisions"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I narrowly avoided colliding with a moose on New Hampshire's Route 115 in the White Mountains several years ago.
Moose are bigger
They're bigger than you
And at night they'll be
On roads that you will go to

If you can see their eyes
Oh no, you're much too close
It's coming up

That's moose in the roadway
That's me swerving in fright
Dodging moose collisions
Trying to keep on the road
And I don't know if I can do it

Oh no, I've swerved too much
I haven't swerved enough

I thought that I heard moose laughing
I thought that I heard moose sing
I think I thought I saw moose fly

Every winter
And every waking hour those
Moose are by the roadside
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a huge headlight-blinded moose ( moose )

Oh no, I've swerved too much
That moose looked up

Consider this
Consider this
The hint of driving safely
Consider this
The swerve that caught me
As my scream wailed

What if all these moose I see
Come flailing around
Now I've swerved too much

I thought that I heard moose coughing
I thought that I heard moose sneeze
I think I thought I heard moose cry

But that was just my scream
That was just my scream

That's moose in the roadway
That's me swerving in fright
Dodging moose collisions
Trying to keep on the road
And I don't know if I can do it

Oh no, I've swerved too much
I haven't swerved enough

I thought that I heard moose laughing
I thought that I heard moose sing
I think I thought I heard moose cry

But that was just my scream
"MOOSE! MOOSE!", I cried!
That was just my scream
Just my scream
Just my scream
SCREAM!

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Adagio - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good Job!
Jack Wilson - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Johnny! Bravo! ( LOL I said Johnny Bravo ;) ) Seriosuly, this was great!
Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio and Jack!
Jan Unwin - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great! We drove to Alaska last year so I can definitely relate to this.
Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jan!
neminem - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Um... interesting... but definitely not stupid. 5/5/5
AussieBullDog - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Another great job, Johnny.
Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks neminem and ABD !
hannah - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
oh my well done. pacing was excellent, and the topic was great. made me think of the #1 cause of death in this province (newfoundland): MOOSE! seriously, though, people hit them on the road apparently. go figure. nice job.
Johnny D - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, hannah.
Jeff Reuben - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Huh? Mooose? This was really funny!
Johnny D - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, thanks Jeff!

"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a Mazda out of my ass!"
Dominic L. - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny, never thought of this as a possible parody topic for Losing my Religion
AFW - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Top job on this...like they always say, No Moose is Good Moose..

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