Song Parodies -> Drive-Thru
| Original Song Title: | "Drive" |
| Original Performer: | R.E.M. |
| Parody Song Title: | "Drive-Thru" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
This parody chronicles Michael Stipe's first job, as an order taker at the local McDonald's in Athens, GA.
1. Lip smack, Big Mac
Time to get another snack, baby
Hey kids, whaddya know?
Gonna get dinner on the go, baby
Want a large fry, and a large Coke
Sounds like the intercom is broke
[Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz]
Don't lose the lid
Shake tastes like chalk
Your bill is 3.50, pull around and park, baby
Hey kid, who are you?
Was this the career choice for you? Maybe
Hey kid, are you dead?
I got a carload that needs to be fed, baby
Maybe I will, maybe I won't
Maybe I should just punch the clock
Tick, tock, tick, tock
Maybe I am right, maybe I am wrong
Maybe I'll tell the boss to kiss off, maybe
Hey kid, are you dead?
I got a carload that needs to be fed, baby
Whopper, Whopper, Quarter Pounder, Whopper
Mc-Something-or-other on the chopper, baby
Hey kid, who are you?
I think the guy is going cuckoo, baby
[repeat stanza 1]
Hey kid—you, that's who!
Your food service career is now through, baby!
Hey kid, time to go!
End of summer, back to school you go, baby!
Baby!
Time to get another snack, baby
Hey kids, whaddya know?
Gonna get dinner on the go, baby
Want a large fry, and a large Coke
Sounds like the intercom is broke
[Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz]
Don't lose the lid
Shake tastes like chalk
Your bill is 3.50, pull around and park, baby
Hey kid, who are you?
Was this the career choice for you? Maybe
Hey kid, are you dead?
I got a carload that needs to be fed, baby
Maybe I will, maybe I won't
Maybe I should just punch the clock
Tick, tock, tick, tock
Maybe I am right, maybe I am wrong
Maybe I'll tell the boss to kiss off, maybe
Hey kid, are you dead?
I got a carload that needs to be fed, baby
Whopper, Whopper, Quarter Pounder, Whopper
Mc-Something-or-other on the chopper, baby
Hey kid, who are you?
I think the guy is going cuckoo, baby
[repeat stanza 1]
Hey kid—you, that's who!
Your food service career is now through, baby!
Hey kid, time to go!
End of summer, back to school you go, baby!
Baby!
Copyright 1990, Agrimorfee
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Several good lines here, including "McSomething-or-other." And I can't recall all the pacing of the original, so that works in your favor. Good job.
(ABC) I feel like I just ate a hamburger on acid... 5-5-5.
(ABC) Another drive-thru parody! Great job, Pat.
Johnny D--I am not Pat. Thanks for the high-5's regardless.:)
Oops, my apologies to both you Agrimorfee, and to you Pat, wherever you are! Sorry about the name mix-up, folks! ;-)
Where have all the voters gone Agri? I liked it!
Very few votes, and some people slammed it in the voting? Where are the comments from those three? Three disgruntled McDonald's employees maybe? I thought it was well written and pretty funny!
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