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Song Parodies -> "Amusing Malcolm Higgins"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religon"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Amusing Malcolm Higgins"

Parody Written by:

Wild Man

The Lyrics

Congrats on being top submitter Malcolm!
He's bigger
Bigger than you
And you all top me
The subjects he will go through
The rhythm in his lines
Oh no I read to much
Haven't read enough

That's he the prefomer
That's he with the pot pipe
Amusing Malcolm Higgins
Try to keep up on his posting too.
I can't so, I said screw it
Oh no I've read too much
Haven't read enough

I caught on that joke your cracking
That's why your called king
I think I thought you passed Will by

Every author
Every writing hour
We're making up life's lessons
And tying to keep up the humor too.
Like a twisted and cross dressed rhyme
Oh no I've read too much
Haven't read enough

Consider this
He writes with consistancy
The wit with that trick hockey knee
What if nine hundred parodies
Came crashing down
On poor ole Chuck
Still that's not enough

It's lighting and it's crafty
That's why they call him King
It's kinky wit than makes him rhyme

That was just a theme
( Who?- What?- Where?- Why?-)
s'got a kinky sceme
from Malcolm king of theme... themes

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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 5   2

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Melhi - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job and a big "Welcome Back" to you and Diva!
malcolm higgins - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
**blushing* awwwwww you guys 5-5-5 just 'cause it's good, and if I could give sevens, I would, because it has me in
Diva - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Melhi and Malky. Wild has been waiting to post this one a long time. This was the first thing he did when we got back from our trip yesterday.
Adagio - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one to come back with. :) Welcome back!!
Wild Man - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the welcome back !
Malc, keep on going on. I hope your not planning a slow down now that you reached the summit. BTW: My knee's been holding up very well after the Doc shot me up with some cortizone. How's yours?
wdh - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Lol, I'm suprised at the subject here....clearly just because Malcolm has 20 times the number of songs on me shows how much better I am ;-) Gave it straight 5s, because......I liked it lol
Michael Pacholek - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
A great job with this, funny as hell. But having the most parodies makes Malcolm the king? Having the most hits doesn't make Pete Rose a better hitter than Ty Cobb. If we're going by pure talent, the king may be... do I really want to give the title to that guy?
malcolm higgins - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
knee is better every day, Wildy, welome back Diva. cortisone is good for some, my condition required the cut.. all is better except this large knife right here in my back.. um.. the initials on the handle are M.P ouch..
Wild Man - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
What Makes James Brown the King of Soul? What makes Jackson the King of Pop? All I know is when I first started reading here, there was a parody about King Malcolm and Queen Royce. One of the first authors that stuck with me was Malcolm. He's had some good ROFLMAO parodies. You can't expect evey parody to be perfect. And not every parody has mass appeal. But I'd challenge any one to sit at your PC for hours on end cranking em out. You have to admire the energy and effort that goes into that for what it's worth.
Thanks everyone for your comments! It's nice to be home again.
Diva - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Glad to hear your doing so well Malky. Thanks for the welcomes!
Guy DiRIto - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
WM - Nice tribute to the king. don't let the 'Joker' in the deck get you down. Hey maybe we can make one of those decks of cards for 50 some of the parody artists on this site. Any graphics stars out there? All we need is pictures. Something like this would look good as a link off the home page.

Welcome back you two.
Wild Man - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy. We need to get busy writing some new material. Hopefully, we'll have a few posts this weekend
Claude Prez - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job; that one looks hard to pace but it was easy to follow. Welcome back.
T.J. Spindler - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job WM!!! Hey Guy, good idea. That is just the beginning, and I will animate if possible. 10 is WM and 9 is Diva. Please check it out and tell me what you all think! tj out
Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Very nice of you to mention Diva and I on your site. Guy has a great idea about amimated pictures. If someone out there is into art ??? It would be a great feature for the site.
T.J. Spindler - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Wanted: Good anime artists. Pay: Gratitude. College Credits Needed: None, you can be from age 9-999. Lol. tj out
Johnny D - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
What is the frequency, Kenneth? It's 5-5-5 on my dial. Great work, WM !! And congratulations to Malcolm as well !
malcolm higgins. - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
thanks all. just got back from son's hockey weekend tournament.. Sunday 5 pm here what if we sent in actual pics of ourselves, so people could get an idea of a face to who'd doing what writing?? instead of, or to add to the animations.. maybe someone could do caricatures to go with the real pics, for a laugh?? just wondering
Diva - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with you guys that, it be fun to have cartoons or caricatures at this site. A music midi file would be fun too, we could play the tune while reading the parodies. I like your Idea of the writers having a cariature pic posted perhaps in the authors section. Great Ideas for Chucky.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody! TJ Spindler, can I be that annoying little information card that you toss out of the pack upon purchase that spouts out useless tactics for Bridge or Rummy?

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