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Song Parodies -> "Britney's Still a Virgin"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Britney's Still a Virgin"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Reference to STG's defamatory song parody of the opposite title.
Oh she is bigger
Than she was before
since she released "Baby"
The lengths that tabloids go
"The fatness in her thighs...."
Oh no, I've said too much
I have had enough

I sit in the corner
Brit Spears in the spotlight
Britney's still a virgin
None of you choose to believe it
Don't you guys know that she ain't done it
Oh no, you said too much
"...She doesn't sing enough..."

She had some gothic lyrics
In her "Cinderella" song
I think I thought you made me cry

Every tabloid
Every waking hour
I'm snoozing or discussin'
Trying to keep my eyes on her
She has Gothic rock to sell
Oh no, I've said too much
She's a virgin

Consider this, consider this
The tabloid of the century
Consider this
Every song she released this year, they failed
Please, it's just fantasy come sail away
she sings the best

All of the gothics laughing
All of the N'sync fans scream
I think I thought I saw her cry

I hope it's just a dream
"No virgin's" just a Dream
I here the tabs again, I'll scream
She tried. Why she underrated?
Justin is such a freak
What a freak
What a freak

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