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Song Parodies -> "Banged and Maimed"

Original Song Title:

"Bang and Blame"

Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Banged and Maimed"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Note: What happens to you when you go to a jail.
Cop:If you could see your face now, baby.
You'd throw right up.
You used to be beautiful.
You're going to go to a surgeon.
Just bowl me over, let me go.
You're face was maimed.
Take that as a no, no, no.

You were banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
And maimed, maimed, maimed.
You were banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
You are so pissed, but let it go.

Jail's Doctor: If you could see your face now, baby.
The cables have burned,
Your whole face cringes on the charrings.
Your secret strife of indiscreet instructions.
You've been so screwed and left the freak,
Put away that finger,
You know that's such a dumb thing.

Your cellmates banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
And maimed, maimed, maimed.
You were banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
You are so pissed, but let it go.

S.T.G.: You've got a little worry,
I know you all to well.
I've got your cell number,
Your cellmates kiss-and-tell.
Who dares to hurt your flesh, ooooh.
It happens all the day,
Stop being banged,
You know that's a crazy scheme.

I know that's not your thing.
You got banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
And maimed, maimed, maimed.
You were banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
You are so pissed, but let it go.
You got banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
And maimed, maimed, maimed.
You were banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
You are so pissed, but let it go.

Cellmate Bob:You piss on me, hug on me, club on me, kick on me.
You bang on me, beat on me, hit on me, s*** right on me,
You won't get off easily.

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Christie Marie M - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Congratulations on a funny parody!! Not only did the lyrics made sense, but you also did a good job on relating to the subject about life in jail. It reminded me about a movie I saw back in HBO on '95' called "Against the Wall", about Attican prisoners revolting against prison guards who gave them rough treatment. I give you a 555!!!

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