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Song Parodies -> "Chinese Food"

Original Song Title:

"Scar Tissue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Chinese Food"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Thanks to DarkJon64 for the topic idea.
Chinese food I shouldn't have had
The eggrolls tasted kind of bad
Close your eyes and open your mouth 'cause
With you I'll share
With you I'll share
This Chinese food
With you I'll share
This Chinese food

I want take-out Chinese food
Kentucky-Fried Chicken just ain't as good
Spillin' all over myself
This stuff can't be good for my health and
With you I'll share
This Chinese food...

Eating eggrolls in a box
I'm getting as fat as an ox
Open your mouth and your jaw 'cause
With you I'll share
With you I'll share
This Chinese food
With you I'll share
This Chinese food

I think I've got a broken jaw
Order take-out from the mall
I could eat and eat till fall
I'll order some more food, if I don't, you'll bawl 'cause
With you I'll share
This Chinese food...

Chinese food I shouldn't have had
The eggrolls tasted kind of bad
Close your eyes and open your mouth 'cause
With you I'll share
With you I'll share
This Chinese food
With you I'll share
This Chinese food
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 15

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Serafina - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! I'm surprised no one commented on this yet! Actually, I hit the "random" link and it took me to this parody; I saw no comments on it. Anyway, nice job.
TV O.D. - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, it was well done. Nice job, Mr. Lebeiw!
Mr Critic - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I didn't think this was horribly paced. What's with the "one" votes??
MIKE - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
what do you say when you get fustrated? I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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