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Song Parodies -> "Ribbit Away"

Original Song Title:

"Give It Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Ribbit Away"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Perspective of a frog in a chinese restaurant
Well I got to got to hop out of the kitchen
Well I got to got to hop out of the dishes
Well I got to got to hop out of the lobster
If I stay here to long I'll be-a cooked in boiling water

What I got you want to get it with a Wanton
What I got you want to get it with a Wanton
What I got you want to get it with a Wanton
Leave us all alone now we don't want to be munched on

Realize that I should have been-a wiser
But now I'm just an appetizer
Roast Me with another Budweiser
How come everybody wanna eat me on a kaiser?

Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
I can tell you you'll be croakin' like a frogger

Greedy little people all come here for eatin'
But they don't know how we're treated
Unimpressed by the way we're all beated
They just 'please wait to be seated'

Long tongue and I pack a little know how
Order some piggies or a beef cow
But still its frog legs and a Kung Pao
Now you gotta change your mind, like right now

Chop suey with a bit of hot sauce
Chop suey with a salad been tossed
Chop suey with your Egg Fu Yung
Now they chop me like I'm Chicken Chow or Dim Sung

Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
Oooooooh.... Oh yeah!

Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
I can tell you you'll be croakin' like a frogger

Look at me swimming in your lemon iced tea
Dancin' down on your plate of chop suey
Come and drink me up from your hot Chinese Tea
Order a bucket of froggies just like me

The mom she order froggy dumpling
Long gone is daddy's tray of toad-rings
Feelin' good now brother wanna chug me
Drinkin' frog juice they told you it was iced tea

Long ago I was born in a river
Nice and warm I would not shiver
But now they keep me in container
Call before 6 and you get free deliver

Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
Ribbit away ribbit away ribbit away now
I can tell you you'll be croakin' like a frogger

Ribbit away now...
Ribbit away now...
Ribbit away now......

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