Super chef from Louisiana try to serve the food you're craving
Little steaks from Sweden dream of burning hot sauce saving
And if you want this kind of sauce, it's California Cajun

It's the edge of the plate and all there is is mashed potatoes
The sauce may rise in the stomach at least it settles in the small intestine
It's understood that New Orleans serves California Cajun

Pay your butler very well to serve the hottest paging
So hot - it burns! It leaves your tongue 'a raging

CHORUS:
First born unicorn
Goes good with corn
Dream of California Cajun
Dream of California Cajun

Marry me girl we'll taste it over the world
We'll be our very own lil Cajuns
A teenage cow and a cat that says "meow"
Taste the best but if they're Cajun
And buy me a steak on the boulevard
It better be California Cajun

Meatloaf may be in the final frontier
But it's made in a Louisiana kitchen
Cobain can you taste the shrimp
Eating salad off kitchen to kitchen
And Texas Pete's not far away
It's California Cajun

Born and raised in New Mexico
Majority of population
Everybody's been there and I mean
to get some Cajun

*Chorus*

The sauce leads to a very fierce bite
But it also breeds bacteria
An earthquake is when you spill a drop
It just keeps on vibrating
And tidal waves couldn't put out the fire
Of California Cajun

Pay your butler very well to serve the hottest paging
So hot - It burns! It leaves your tongue 'a raging
Hotter than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving

*Chorus*