Sometimes I feel like
I had bean cassoulet
Sometimes I feel like
all of my friends
oughta stay away from me
cuz they ain't gonna like it
and if they wanna stay
together we'll fart

I fart on the street cuz
for lunch I had onions
they all pinch their noses
they know who I am
they keep staring at me
I just say "it's windy"
everyone's worried
now I'll tell you why

cuz I don't even wanna fart
like I did that day
open up all the windows
take that smell away
I don't ever wanna fart
like I did that day
yes, I have just cut the cheese
get me fresh air please

it's not hard to believe that
there's nobody out there
it's not hard to believe that
I'm all alone
at least I will not kill
anyone around me
lonely as I am
in my couch I fart

I don't even wanna fart
like I did that day
open up all the windows
take that smell away
I don't ever wanna fart
like I did that day
yes, I have just cut the cheese
get me fresh air please

my underpants are brown
because I passed some gas
in my underpants downtown
they all have had enough
in my underpants downtown
forgot about manners
in my underpants downtown
they say "just fart away"