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Song Parodies -> "Over the Wee-Wee Pad"

Original Song Title:

"Under the Bridge"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Over the Wee-Wee Pad"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

OS= Cover of OS=
Sometimes I feel like I can’t stop my bladder.
Sometimes I feel like I’ve lost control.
As I work my computer, I’m calm and relaxing.
Then all the sudden—heck, I gotta go!

My body’s like there’s no urethral sphincter.
My clouds, they are bursting. I can’t stop the rain.
Oh, how can I deal with these quick sudden urges?
And how can I sleep when my bed needs a drain?

And I don’t ever wanna pee
In my chair again.
Get me to the toilet now.
Can’t relax till then.
I don’t ever wanna pee
In my bed again.
Get me some new wee-wee pads.
Get me some Depends.

(Dear, oh dear)

Sometimes I believe that my whole world’s a bathroom.
I can’t take a hike, or take a long stroll.
I’m always afraid that my pipes will be bursting.
Swimming in pools, I’m a fish on the go.

And I don’t ever wanna pee
In my pants again.
Wait—I can’t afford to laugh!
I must make the can,
Waddle with my thighs compressed
Till I’m in the stall,
Hoping as I get undressed
I won’t spritz at all.

(Dear, oh dear,
Oh no, oh no, oh dear,
Don’t drip, oy vey, oh dear.
Keep dry!)

Over the wee-wee pad
Is where I’ll sleep tonight.
Over the wee-wee pad,
I’ll keep my mattress dry.
Over the wee-wee pad,
I will not soak the bed
Over the wee-wee pad
That will get soaked instead.

(Dear, oh dear.) (Keep dry!)
(Oh no, oh no, oh dear.) (Keep dry!)
(Don’t drip, oy vey, oh dear.) (Keep dry!)
(Can’t keep dry!)

Possible entry for Weird Al round of Amiright Idol. Weird Al connection:

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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 5   9

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UnKnownVotress - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
You're-All-I-gest ?
Agrimorfee - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Amiright Idol) Ur-ine the top watermark in this competitive bowl! ;) I'll never be able to hear the OS the same way again ("I don't wanna peeee...)--the mark of a very good parody.
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(AmIRight) Another of Weird Al's weaker parodies, he doesn't have a lot that I didn't care for--this one I felt he missed the mark with his Flintstones tribute (just wasn't that funny) Yours was a MARKED improvement. Just the OS and your topic, while not a lot of people's cup-o-pee (Jeff Reuben moment), I think it would appeal to a lot of the general public (the general public loves simple yet well written humor, even if it usually doesn't go over well in AmIRight contests) You took a risk with the topic, but you didn't cross that invisible line that turns risky into nasty, bravo Melanie.
Red Ant - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(Idol) First, thank you for not doing a mash-up like WAY did - a backing track for that is probably not available. I LOVED this parody, Melanie. I'm sick to death of TOS and having some new and funny lyrics to sing to it is awesome. The pacing is perfect, the topic/tone of the parody fits TOS to a pee, err, tee, it's hilarious.... this parody connects on all levels with me (except incontinence =)), and it's better than Al's (a great parody as well). 555++
Rose - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
that my friend was clever!
DJ Blaze - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5O) I don't really know how to put this lightly... it was awesome! 555
Agrimorfee - August 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Will this take high marks for ABC? It Depends.
Timmy1000 - August 23, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5 O)Well written, with constant theme and follows feel of the OS. For contest purposes, it could have been better with rhyme to OS.
Guy - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Melanie - Drink 'til twelve - pistol dawn. Very Unpeevish in that it stayed to the proper side of what Matt calls the invisible line. Well done. Pee ya around.

Two ants were crawling along the rim of a urinal - one got pissed off.

High 5's for ya. Security code on this comment is "PYD". The security code spoofer does it again.
Mark Scotti - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5O) Loved your "dry" sense of humor on this(just kidding....LOL!!)
Matthias - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm not a fan of many bathroom parodies, but this was still very well written although I couldn't get too much into the humor of this one.
bobpiecheese - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) I have no idea what a 'wee-wee pad' is (if that's the actual term, which I find unlikely), but I can pretty much guess it's function. Funny stuff here, 555!
Leo Keough - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(O) I thought this was LOL funny!!!...Not to mention well-paced and rhymed!!!...555!!!
Below Average Dave - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
See above Mel
Red Ant - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Jeez, it's been a year since I said I'd try to record this. Excellent revisiting this one Mel, maybe my favorite from you.

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