Boys who play rough with their ball,
they should have been more careful.
Is that Britney's underpants
or is that Paris naked?
Girl who's cheating with a man,
That's World Wide Web Sensation.

Scenes of utter chaos flicker
through the broadband modem,
Guns that shoot from choppers down
on flaming steely ruins,
Violence in the name of God,
That's World Wide Web Sensation.

I know it's the God's truth
when it is on Wikipedia,
I will never trust the eastern
or the western media.
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I hear Dean screaming,
and loudly he's gleaming.
That's a World Wide Web Sensation,
that's a World Wide Web Sensation.

Turkish man who loves kiss
and playing table tennis,
Nerdy kid who thinks he could
play golf with Luke Skywalker,
Have you heard of Howard Dean?
That's World Wide Web Sensation.

Colbert with his truth to tell
in presidential dinners,
Do you need a manly whore?
Just go to Mister Gannon.
Foley's boys are having sex,
That's World Wide Web Sensation.

F-16 soars through the air
until it sucks a pigeon,
Fat white guy thinks he's cool as
band from Eastern Europe.
Chorus

Dawn and Drew must be two fools
who cannot leave a message.
Have you heard the Java Posse?
Nerds who chat like schoolgirls.
Science Friday's really cool,
That's World Wide Web Sensation.

Have you seen that Allen
is a putrid blatant racist,
Daily Kos is all my source
for biased information.
Grandma has a web site and
that's World Wide Web Sensation.

Sistani has a site,
the pope will use the e-mail,
Right next to the terrorists
who kills you on the video.
Chorus