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Song Parodies -> "On the Toilet"

Original Song Title:

"Under the Bridge"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"On the Toilet"

Parody Written by:

Ripls

The Lyrics

Some times i feel like im constipated
Some times i feel like i gotta go
Sit on my white thrown
I call my toilet
i polish it nicely
when i have the runs
i use mr. clean
cuz he smells sweet
i dont have diahrea
Now that is a lie

i really wanna poop
but i cant today
take me to the place i love
my bathroom
i really wanna poop
but i'll pee today
take me to the place i love
my bathroom
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
its hard to believe
that i dont need beano
its hard to believe that im
outta exlax
at least i have pepto
a kit in a bottle
as runny as i am
my underwears clean

i really wanna poop
but i cant today
take me to the place i love
my bathroom
i really wanna poop
but i'll pee today
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

take to the pearly white
toilet of mine
take me to the pearly white
place so i can poop
take me to the pearly white
to relieve my self
take me to the pearly white
i cant rightnow
take me to the pearly white
where i'll stay

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