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Song Parodies -> "Round House"

Original Song Title:

"Scar Tissue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Round House"

Parody Written by:

Pixton Chuck

The Lyrics

Kyptonite contains trace elements of Chuck Norris' round house kick. That's why it's so deadly to Superman
Round house kick that I wish I saw
Met Chuck Norris in a bar room brawl
I closed my eyes and he beat my ass 'cos
A pint of beer I spilled

A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes

He smashed me up against the wall
Chuck didn't waste no time at all
Fighting Chuck is bad for your health
And now I feel sorry all for myself 'cos

A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....

Blood loss through my nose it poured
Chuck slammed my head in the bathroom door
I cried for help from ma and pa 'cos
a pint of beer I spilled

A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....

Tried to shout but he broke my jaw
Kicked me in the groin a few times more
Leg sweep he took me to the floor
then he broke my wrists so I couldn't crawl

A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....

Round house kick that I wish I saw
Now I'm all covered in blood and gore
I closed my eyes and then passed out 'cos
A pint of beer I spilled

A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain

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Stephen Harrington - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
545.
MrMacphisto - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... more Chuck Norris, please? *gets kicked*
MIKE - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
IT'S HARD TO ROCK A RHYME ITS HARD TO ROCK A RHYME NAW NAw its tricky to roc a rhyme naw but i can kick your @$$ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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