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Song Parodies -> "Call The Coast Guard"

Original Song Title:

"Love Rollercoaster"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Call The Coast Guard"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

You give me that funny feeling in the navy
Coast guards ready? Yes,sir!

Call the coast guard right now (say what?)
Call the coast guard (yeah) the coast guard's here
Call the coast guard (we're saving lives now) right now
Call the coast guard,the coast guard's here
Call the coast guard (join the coast guards too) right now
Call the coast guard (saving lives,saving the future) the coast guard's here
Call the coast guard (go ahead we're the coast guards) right now
Call the coast guard (settle this and rescue) the coast guard's here

Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea (ships)

Scoot over guys the coast guard's here
Singapore Police Force there
1,2,1,2,3 military lines above the sea
Let me go down on the higher ground
Things get fair and they're around
The coast guards are here to stay
U.S. coast guards,anyway

Call the coast guard right now (say what?)
Call the coast guard (oh yeah the coast is clear) the coast guard's here
Call the coast guard (all right) right now
Call the coast guard (can you call up a coast guard) the coast guard's here

Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea (ships)

Scoot over guys the coast guard's here
Singapore Police Force there
1,2,1,2,3 military lines above the sea
Let me go down on the higher ground
Things get fair and they're around
The coast guards are here to stay
U.S. coast guards,anyway

Call the coast guard right now (say what?)
Call the coast guard (yeah) the coast guard's here
Call the coast guard (coast guards never stand a chance) right now
Call the coast guard (police coast guards are there) the coast guard's here
Call the coast guard (coast guard,coast,coast,guard,guard,coast guard) right now
Call the coast guard (go ahead) the coast guard's here

Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea
Danger at sea,a coast guard's here right out of nowhere,danger at sea

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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Tim Hall - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Great take on a song that was originally by Dayton's Ohio Players in 1975.
MIKE - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
THIS SONG WAS ON THE SOUNDTRACK TO BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD DO AMERICA BUT IT WAS NOT INCLUDED ON ANY OF THEIR ALBUMS

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