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Song Parodies -> "Native Medication"

Original Song Title:

"Californication"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Native Medication"

Parody Written by:

Robbie G.

The Lyrics

All these guys from China
Getting medical education
Even people from Sweden are
Taking this occupation
And every time I go there they
Test my urination
How many doctors do you see
Are western civilizations?
They're born in the east but they
Practice in a finer location
It's understood that we're no good
So we're in desperation

You pay your surgeon very well
And it gets you raging
Scars on your skin under your chin
Make you look like you're aging

I'm torn and forlorn
It's your first-born
Increasing our population
Increasing our population

It makes me hurl when medical worlds
Get taken by other nations
Now it doesn't slide when another doc's inside
My girlfriend's insulation
Doctor Balthazar is from way too far
It fills me with frustration
Sometimes I think my doctor is queer
When he's deep in concentration
Then he says my conditions severe
He piles on the medication
And India's too far away
It's another generation

Born and raised of people who praise
Buddha or Alsatian
The doctors are here, and they'll stay
They're not on vacation

I'm torn and forlorn
It's your first-born
Increasing our population
Increasing our population

Instruction differs from city to town
Who knows about other nations?
Maybe I should give these docs a chance
They're in a state of relaxation
And maybe my doc could cure the world
Using meditation

You pay your surgeon very well
And it gets you raging
Scars on your skin under your chin
Make you look like you're aging

I'm torn and forlorn
It's your first-born
Increasing our population
Increasing our population

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Paul Robinson - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Tough OS to work with, Robbie G...good job...5's ~ ~ ~

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