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Song Parodies -> "Coffee Shop"

Original Song Title:

"Coffee Shop"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Coffee Shop"

Parody Written by:

NeonPaul

The Lyrics

Coffee Shop

I just eat a lovely bun
Now searching for just one more crumb
A crumb.
A crumb.

I just need someone to come
Come along, illuminate the crust
I lust.

The list of food's too much to choose,
I want a bun with jam that oozes
Ooze. I muse.

Meet me at the Coffee Shop
I'll buy you a panda pop
We'll have to walk, there's no parking lot
They give you cheek at that other spot

Back and forth my body's jerking
Must be all this caffeine working
Work
And work

Ask them for a sugar spoon,
Cust'mer first the waitresses all zoom
They zoom

Meet me at the Coffee Shop
I'll buy you a panda pop
We'll have to walk, there's no parking lot
They give you cheek at that other spot

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NeonPaul - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
By eat I mean ate. Damn past tenses...

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