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Song Parodies -> "Beach Vacation"

Original Song Title:

"Californication"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Beach Vacation"

Parody Written by:

Drewster The Rooster

The Lyrics

Despite the flies a lot of guys will flock across the nation
Little girls from Sweden dream of buoyancy and floatation
And if you get these kind of dreams you need a beach vacation

It's the edge of the land, the scene for water-bred elation
Get there too late and then your fate's to jostle for a good location
It's understood that Hollywood's a good place for a vacation

Two-piece suit must get the boot because now you are aging
How you fit into size six was really quite amazing

Swimsuit so worn
Soon will be torn
Dreaming of a beach vacation
Dreaming of a beach vacation

Married a girl who swam very well, who taught me resuscitation
Want to paddle out and catch some waves and have no obligations
Got in my car and drove very far to my beach vacation

Space may be the final frontier, well that is quite a statement
Coz beaches full of hot babes that cause premature ejaculation
Your nearest beach ain't far away so take a beach vacation

Two-piece suit must get the boot because now you are aging
How you fit into size six was really quite amazing

Swimsuit so worn
Soon will be torn
Dreaming of a beach vacation
Dreaming of a beach vacation
Dreaming of a beach vacation
Dreaming of a beach vacation

Suddenly you find a strange toad and let out exclamations
When bubbles form, water gets warm it's just another butt vibration
And shark bite took away my leg and ended my vacation

Two-piece suit must get the boot because now you are aging
How you fit into size six was really quite amazing

Swimsuit so worn
Soon will be torn
Dreaming of a beach vacation
Dreaming of a beach vacation
Dreaming of a beach vacation
Dreaming of a beach vacation

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