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Song Parodies -> "Ultimate X-Men"

Original Song Title:

"Scar Tissue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Ultimate X-Men"

Parody Written by:

B. O'Connor

The Lyrics

Enjoy. :)
Scars issued that you've never seen
On the body of Wolverine
Healing factor kick's in and they're gone
Escaped Weapon-X
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe

Charles X saved this young teen
Known as Marvel Girl, but also Miss Jean
Grey she is a telepath
With Phoenix trapped inside of her own bod, they're
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe

Cyclops beams hurt just won't heal
A Rogue girl your power she steals
Colossus turns into steel and
They're all fighting
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe

Bobby Drake with the frozen claw
Beast's outside ready to brawl and
Lightning strikes, Storm made the call
They'll beat Magneto and his crew until they fall they're
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe

Shadowcat floats through the wall
The teleporter Nightcrawler
Angel flies, there's Mystique too 'cause
They're Ultimate X-Men
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe
Not as alone as you
Would come to believe

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Birgitta - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Brit,I'm really glad to see one of your parodies up! I adore your work-not familiar with X-Men (can you believe I've never seen it?!) So I read this to my kids-they told me to give you 5's,hehe. And I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers alot-I know almost all of their songs. GJ!
Brit - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks :D currently working on a rap that'll be out in the next few days hehe.
Billy Florio - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah the X men, what can I say other than where's Arch-Angel?
Brit - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
"Angel flies" :p
Paul Robinson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Brit, DKTOS. I have "By The Way" by the Chili Peppers and think it's great, but before that the only song of their's I was acquainted with was "Under the Bridge". Except for that I didn't really like their early style all that much. Thought them a bit too crude.
Brit - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
um..DKTOS?
2nz - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
My memory of this song is hazy. I promise that I will be back soon with a full rating and comment.
2nz - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Quite good. You managed to fit Nightcrawler, Beast and Colossus into it, so overall's gotta be a 5 from me. I did a...well lets just say I did one about the X-men too, not long ago. http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel97.shtml
rhcp - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww boy

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