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Song Parodies -> "Keep Him Away (The Steve Urkel Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Give It Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Keep Him Away (The Steve Urkel Song)"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

Well he's nerdy, well he's nerdy on every show
Well he's bugging, well he's bugging the family Winslow
Well he walks, well he walks with bends in his knees
Always enjoys his favorite food you know its cheese

Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Just as long as it's not Chicago

When he gives his welcoming greet
Coming from across the street
The whole family's gonna run and fleet
Hiding everywhere and under their bed sheets

Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow

Well he always wears nerdy glasses
Doing well in his school classes
Annoying people in large masses
He's a pain in everyone's a**es

They want him to go away now
They wish he'd just stay now
Maybe stay away a least a night now
Never been a better time than right now

Steve Urkel he makes many inventions
Steve Urkel he has good intentions
But he causes lots of destruction
Than he causes lots of frustration

Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Ooh...ooh yeah
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow

He gives his neighbors quite a scare
Made Carl lose all his hair
How much more can the family bear
I don't know and I don't care

Always bugs them on every show
Watch growing veins on Carl Winslow
As Steve brakes their kitchen window
Well Steve Urkel is a real weirdo

Maybe being dumb is just an act
People want him to get attacked
He's a very nerdy guy that's a fact
And he always says did I do that

Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow

Well he's nerdy, well he's nerdy on every show
Well he's bugging, well he's bugging the family Winslow
Well he walks, well he walks with bends in his knees
Always enjoys his favorite food you know its cheese

Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Just as long as it's not Chicago

When he gives his welcoming greet
Coming from across the street
The whole family's gonna run and fleet
Hiding everywhere and under their bed sheets

Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow

Keep him away now (20 times)

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Melhi - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Some pacing problems, but a very funny idea!
... - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I think so too!
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Does that show still run?
Static - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Probably on UPN as a soap-opera replacement.
AussieBullDog - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Not a bad effort, this.

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