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Song Parodies -> "I'll Die"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Die"

Parody Written by:

Scott Aubé

The Lyrics

My bong my bong that i tried
it seperated my mind i don't
i don't believe it's there
I slit my throat
while i was stoned and

I saw your face through a paperclip
you looked at me and kicked my ass
once you know you can never come back
I have to take you on and i know i'll die

Set me free and you'll come with me
a sanitary where i take a pee
the ranger thinks he could take my mind
i have to take you on and i know i'll die
Take you on
Take you on


For i look like a paper duck
im layin down and im drinking my rum
we need to know if im still a drunk
i have to take you on and i know i'll die

Far out far out when he hit my head
i waited for the hospital bed
pull the trigger untill im dead
i have to take you on and i know i'll die
take you on
take you on


Curling iron is on my side
burned out and leave me to die
i tell and tell you that
you have to bend
i wear you down i wear you down
lets eat some corn again


My bong let me do all that
slit my throat
i falled in the end
Copyright 2002 Scott Aubé All Rights Reserved

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