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Song Parodies -> "Cattle Poo"

Original Song Title:

"That'll Do (from 'Babe')"

Original Performer:

Randy Newman/Peter Gabriel

Parody Song Title:

"Cattle Poo"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

A lot of methane gas can make a car run true
Though the air might seem unbreathable
And quite heave-able to you
A major bovine fart is a source we can renew
It may not seem like very much, one cow
Cattle poo, cattle poo

When you find yourself in the middle of a lea
And you're gagging from that gas
And you know the human race needs more energy
Eureka! Just tap old Bossie's ass!

Each heifer does her part, and pump from every rear
A little methane goes a long, long way
Saves on the overpriced gas we must buy every day
And , by George, you've bought it, that price you will pay
Cattle poo, folks, cattle poo

That kind of bovine fart is sure to get us through
A little roughage goes a long, long way
Gets your gas-guzzling Cadillac down the road each day
And before you blow it, you'll hear Greenpeace say
Cattle poo, cattle poo, cattle poo, folks, cattle poo

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TJC - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Exploding cow gas, velocity, within limits Heisenheffer's uncertanty principle, known to be 555 fps. Very funny and, who knew, out her in the country and all, that I was surrounded by so many mobile meth labs...
MIKE - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment

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