Your VP was a bore
claimed you never got high
both of you weres liars
the truth made you cry
you went out with heffers
alot of dogs in this world
you're nobody special
with your delusions of grandeur

you're a freak, playing some hero
at ugly girls you do leer
maybe you are queer

Ken Starr causes you to curse
your wife was there to console
accusing everybody
looking like an old crow
the girls who choose are the grossest
perhaps you pay by the pound
with your delusions of grandeur
you're nobody special

you're lying, thats for sure
you're lying
you lie, lie, lie, lie ,lie

As president you were crappy
of morals you're absent
with your delusions of grandeur
you're nobody special

you're a freak, playing some hero
at ugly girls you do leer
maybe you are queer
maybe you are queer