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Song Parodies -> "Ok Breaking Track 9: Blowing Up Your Plans"

Original Song Title:

"Climbing Up The Walls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ok Breaking Track 9: Blowing Up Your Plans"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Welcome all to the ultimate mind games between two South American drug titans. In the left corner, the Chilean national whose calm and rational: Gustavo Fring!!! In the right corner, He's no Don Juan, but his network gets the job done, Salamanca and all, (I know that's a bad pun): The Cartel. Who will come out on top as the more organized distributor and profit-maker of blue meth, find out in this installment of: IRON METH COOK!!!! Yeah I know the Food Network won't promote that, but this was a big deal from Breaking Bad Season 4.
(Gustavo Fring)
I have a front fast food restaurant chain
That keeps my cust-omers happy
But if you want to move blue meth
Keep a closer eye on the lab*

Victor forgets qual-it-y control
But I see something in you
When poison trumps all Mike’s gunshot wounds
Dealers with kids make me sigh

And whatever is tried
I’ll stop you
Hijack all my trucks
I’ll stop you
Blowing up your plans

(Cartel / Hector Salamanca)
We work out fine with Eladio
We work with lousy lab equipment
So we’ll expand cooking up your meth
And there’s no need for Max

Now my family is all gone
Without a single word said
I’ve got a cook who you don’t respect
That left me a present to give

And whatever is tried
Ring that bell
Hijack all my trucks
Ring that bell
Blowing up your plans

(Instrumental)(gunfight sounds at Eladio’s, Hermanos’ Chicken warehouse, truck taking)

Blowing up your plans
Blowing up your plans

(Insert retirement home alarms mixed with final sounds)
* Alternate line: "Find a job in the laundromat". We're ending Season 4 with a bang here. Coming up to the home stretch. One more season, 3 more songs.

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Arch Vile - June 26, 2019 - Report this comment
So what is this I am hearing about. A Breaking Bad movie after the events of the TV show? Though it is scheduled to be released next year, this is certainly going to put more pressure on me to finish this soundtrack. I hope that those that have been looking at this album could write a movie tribute when it happens. I'm not touching it.

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