Song Parodies -> Crepe
| Original Song Title: | "Creep" |
| Original Performer: | Radiohead |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crepe" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Other deserts make you snore
Those cookies, and peach pie
Get tossed out with bagels
We’re great freshly fried
A pancake but better
With some whip-cream swirled
And coat me in syrup
A whole lot of syrup!
Cause I’m a crepe!
I’m a pastry!
Thanks to bakers I am put here
I made my premier
I don’t care if you bite
Or you can eat me whole
You know that I taste yummy
You know my taste is gold
And if you’re a novice
To the pastry you found
The French think I’m scrumptious
Now you’ll think I’m scrumptious
Cause I’m a crepe!
A thin flapjack!
Slice some apples and some pears
French just like éclairs!
Pull… Out the frying pan!
Try… Frying one
Then fry fry fry… some more
YUM!!!!
Whenever you are hungry
Don’t eat that croissant
It’s hard as a pebble
We don’t taste like pebbles!
Cause I’m a crepe
A slim hotcake
The great flavor cannot compare
When baked by Pierre
You're stuck to your chair
Those cookies, and peach pie
Get tossed out with bagels
We’re great freshly fried
A pancake but better
With some whip-cream swirled
And coat me in syrup
A whole lot of syrup!
Cause I’m a crepe!
I’m a pastry!
Thanks to bakers I am put here
I made my premier
I don’t care if you bite
Or you can eat me whole
You know that I taste yummy
You know my taste is gold
And if you’re a novice
To the pastry you found
The French think I’m scrumptious
Now you’ll think I’m scrumptious
Cause I’m a crepe!
A thin flapjack!
Slice some apples and some pears
French just like éclairs!
Pull… Out the frying pan!
Try… Frying one
Then fry fry fry… some more
YUM!!!!
Whenever you are hungry
Don’t eat that croissant
It’s hard as a pebble
We don’t taste like pebbles!
Cause I’m a crepe
A slim hotcake
The great flavor cannot compare
When baked by Pierre
You're stuck to your chair
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Strange how well this parody fit the original that is not an mood-upper like crepes. 555. But I gotta wonder about whipped cream and syrup? Gotta be the American way of covering everything in sugar type stuff, over here the most popular filling is a shrimp/mayonnaise/sauce filling.
Yeah, leave it to us Americans to ruin a perfectly good European food.
My GrossMuttie prepared Crepes the AusTrian way with a cottage cheese sweetened filling! ! Delightful indeed were those crepes!
Sir M, I do cheat, when I make my crepes: I fill them with Lingon berry jam for a tangey/sweet filling, that is made by D'Arbo auf Austria; CostPlus sells it now, and only during the Xmas holiday.
Matthias, your parody is so full of crepe it's coming out through the screen. "I made my premier" a clinker line, but still rates a 555 on Le Prix de Cordon Bleu (or something like that).
This is the only song I like from Radiohead. Anyways, I love crepes as much as you do. As a matter of fact, I enjoyed eating Crepes Suzette at a cafe that closed down a while back. :( Ah, well, I could always go for some crepes at IHOP. My mom, who works as a nurse is always hiding a bunch of sweets from me because she is afraid I'll get diabetes. Well, anyways, I really enjoyed your song a whole lot. Sweet parody, Matt! 555.
This is the yummiest parody I've ever read. Slurp!
Holy crepe, this parody wasn't half bad. 555
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