Carmel, please, on this ice cream
Add chocolate chips
And some creamery butter
I'd like some sauerkraut, too

Carmel, please, on this hot dog
It's got ketchup
Making me feel ill
And this will kill an artery

This is what I'll get
This is what I'll get
This is what I'll get when I go overboard

Some hot fudge, please
And give it all you can!
It's not enough
You've used the whole can
But my salad's still bland!

You will get no tip
You won't get a tip
That is what you get when you mess with me!

After my first bite, I lost myself, I lost myself
And for a minute there, I totally passed out, I passed out

For a minute there, I got hungover, I got hungover
For a minute there, my heart shut down, I lost myself
Phew, for a minute there, I lost my sight, I lost myself